A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are rich ones.

You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.

Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

There’s a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.

You’ll find a way. You’ll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can’t, you’ll have friends who will.

We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.

As far as I know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies.

He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn’t change the fact he’s wrong most of the time.

A chronic poet should always be an inveterate nature-lover.

An obese ego is just about the heaviest thing you’ll ever carry. So maybe you should stop feeding it.

A man becomes a philosopher by reason of a certain perplexity, from which he seeks to free himself.

I have been saying and writing for so many years that one sentence can encapsulate the totality of life, of existence, of being: Infinite love is the only truth-everything else is Illusion.

A fish may love a bird, but where would they live?

You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it.

The brain is a muscle, and I'm a kind of body-builder.

When you stay too long in the same place, things and people go to pot on you, they rot and start stinking for your special benefit.

Liberalism downplays certain of our moral senses: loyalty, authority, and sanctity.

I think I already understand about life: pretty good, some problems.