Michael Monroe, Afterlife Quotes
A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.
He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn’t change the fact he’s wrong most of the time.
That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven’t seen nobody, you’re actually saying that you have seen somebody.
Money is a tool we use to reach certain ends. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s hard to come by, though, so when opportunities arise, we need to make the most of them.
That’s what you people do, isn’t it? Make assumptions and sell them to impressionable idiots.
Ask very pointed questions. Sharp as sword blades, or laser blasts, if you catch my meaning.
A leader’s first duty is to look after his or her people, especially those who are sick, hungry, or thirsty.
Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.
People didn’t love all of this when they still had it. If you love something, you do what’s best for it. You don’t destroy it.
We don’t want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off.
Don’t stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.
If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are rich ones.
As far as I know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies.
You’ll find a way. You’ll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can’t, you’ll have friends who will.
There’s a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.
Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?
You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.
A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.
