You learned to accept, or you ended up in a small room writing letters home with Crayolas.

Sometimes dead is better

The old sleep poorly. Perhaps they stand watch.

Come on, Doctor... we got places to go.

He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!

Oh Christ, he understood more than he wanted to right now. Give me a chance, Louis thought, and I’llunderstand myself right into the nearest mental asylum.

I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!

A man who lies about beer makes enemies

Pride could be painful sometimes. And right now, hers was suffocating

What strikes me is that theres a very fine line between success and failure. Just one ingredient can make the difference.

Leadership isn't making all the decisions. It is making sure the right decisions are made.

The greatest advantage of being First Lady is the opportunity it presents to truly make a difference on issues of great importance.

If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words.

The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.

Our ideas of self are created by identification. The less we cling to ideas of self, the freer and happier we will be.

I have deliberately left Sylvester and Julia's appearances to the reader's imagination.

The way to reduce the pain which you associate with earthly experiences and events-both yours and those of others-is to change the way you behold them.

Oh dear,' said Eddie. 'We'd better hurry. Tinto, call me a cab.' All right,' said Tinto. 'You're a cab.