You have to go down before you can come out — that’s how these things always work.

You are only a prisoner when you surrender.

...Coca-Cola and fries, the wafer and wine of the Western religion of commerce.

Confident. Cocky. Lazy. Dead.

Though talent is wonderful, dance is 80% work and 20% talent.

Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

A well-aimed spear is worth three.

Never trust people that like to call things by initials, that's my philosophy.

Sleep. To lie down and shut out the noise, the fear, the unceasing misery.

Every man is the hero of his own song.

If the bears don't get you, it's home.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

Life is nearly over with me. I have taken no pains about my style of writing.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

Some had rather lose their friend then their Jest.

Faith, like love, unites; opinion, like hate, separates.

To enjoy and give enjoyment, without injury to yourself or others; this is true morality.

I was born in Northern Ireland in 1951. I lived most of my life there until 1986 or 1987

Again, it occurred to me how weird it was to be permanent in a place that to everyone else was only temporary. Like I could never be sure if they were the ones who weren't real, or if I was.

If we are not a part of the solution, then we are the problem

The solemn fop; significant and budge; A fool with judges, amongst fools a judge