You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

Taking pictures is savoring life intensely, every hundredth of a second.

The greatest challenge of the day is: how to bring about a revolution of the heart, a revolution which has to start with each one of us?

He wouldn't hear of anybody's paying taxes, though he was very patriotic.

Fitness, defending, the mental stuff - those were all weaknesses of mine. And I turned those into strengths.

Your public servants serve you right; indeed often they serve you better than your apathy and indifference deserve.

I'm not going to be joining ZZ Top. You know they can't play my stuff. It's too complicated.

By taking the time to live life in the slow lane, we quickly experience a deeper, more profound experience of contentment.

I went to lose a jolly, Hour on the trolley, And lost my heart instead...

I haven't got the time to sit here arguing with someone whose idea of a coherent foreign policy is what comes up in Google when you type in peace!

If we taught children to speak, they'd never learn.