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Mallory Ortberg Quotes: You have a wonderful opportunity here to not care about something that doesn’t matter to you. Please don’t miss out on it.
         

You have a wonderful opportunity here to not care about something that doesn’t matter to you. Please don’t miss out on it.


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It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!

It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!



If you don't like potlucks, the solution to your problem is "don't go to potlucks," not "insist other people don't have them."

If you don't like potlucks, the solution to your problem is "don't go to potlucks," not "insist other people don't have them."



Reconciliation is not possible when one party asks the other to obliterate all signs of their relationship.

Reconciliation is not possible when one party asks the other to obliterate all signs of their relationship.



Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the other bones you have that aren't broken.

Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the other bones you have that aren't broken.



Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.

Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.



So many people choose silence after the immediate wake of a death out of fear of saying something out of turn or "bringing up bad memories" that bereaved people often feel forgotten.

So many people choose silence after the immediate wake of a death out of fear of saying something out of turn or "bringing up bad memories" that bereaved people often feel forgotten.



There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to be successful.

There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to be successful.



You can care very much about someone without being capable of becoming their primary caregiver in the event of their parents' untimely death.

You can care very much about someone without being capable of becoming their primary caregiver in the event of their parents' untimely death.



Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people.

Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people.



It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.





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I always say, 'If it looks good on a T-shirt, it would probably be a pretty cool title or cool song.'



President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.

President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.



The day must come when trust will be as natural to your nature as distrust now seems to be.

The day must come when trust will be as natural to your nature as distrust now seems to be.



Living in a constant chase after gain compels people to expend their spirit to the point of exhaustion.

Living in a constant chase after gain compels people to expend their spirit to the point of exhaustion.



If you do not write for publication, there is little point in writing at all.

If you do not write for publication, there is little point in writing at all.



Dissent without action is consent.

Dissent without action is consent.



It is one of the chief skills of the philosopher not to occupy himself with questions which do not concern him.

It is one of the chief skills of the philosopher not to occupy himself with questions which do not concern him.



No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.

No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.



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It's always great to play parts that are larger than life.




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