You couldn't be perfect enough to keep the world from betraying you.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

First you jump off the cliff and build your wings on the way down.

There is something magical about young love, when you still think that the world is your oyster and you have your whole life ahead of you.

Yeah, I am crazy. Ok. May be I am. But I prefer to be crazy than being a dummy.

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy but that it is a bore.

One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

I care about Bahrain. Bahrain is very dear to me. I will not allow people to play around with our laws.

Tammy Faye, I pray for every day. I really liked her. I wanted to be in their family.

Many claim that it is insane to resist the system; but actually, it is insane not to.

L.A. to me is not really an attractive place.

A man cannot make a pair of shoes rightly unless he do it in a devout manner.