You can't die with an unfinished book.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

You only live once

Immense wealth, and its lavish expenditure, fill the great house with all that can please the eye, or tempt the taste. Here, appetite, not food, is the great desideratum.

I love silent conversations accompanied by a soft caress on my skin and my head on your chest listening to your heart desires.

The most beautiful heart of all is the one that can still love even while it bleeds, and especially after its been broken into thousands of pieces

Mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government.

All things in the fulness of time

At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.

The crisis is not out there in the world, it is within our own consciousness.

Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight.

Everything is Spirit - in essence, though hidden in manifestation. If you had the perception, you would see God in everything.