You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Get busy living or get busy dying.

There used to be this country called the Soviet Union it's not there anymore. Our technology was better than theirs.

I've spent more than a decade channeling information for and about men. I'm able to come and use this information, with the help of the research, to hand over the keys to the kingdom to women.

No friendship has done its work until it reaches the supremest satisfaction of spiritual communion.

Life to me is a series of false limits and my challenge as an athlete is to explore those limits

Why kill good people just to get a bad man?

Free enterprise is the best economic system in the history of the world, because it is the only system where you can make poor people richer and you don't have to make rich people poor.

Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher.

When Talking Heads started, we called ourselves Thinking Man's Dance Music.

Coaching is not a natural way of life. Your victories and losses are too clear cut.