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You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.



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When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.



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If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.



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I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.



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I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.



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It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'



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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.



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Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.



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Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.





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