Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

And I hope above all you give your heart to someone again no matter how many broken promises you have recieved.

One of the great wonders of Christianity is that you were born into your times, to set your times aright.

Teaching yoga itself is great karma yoga, because it reconnects people to the source.

Antonio-"Just in time, Pete. Five more minutes of reading this and she'd have been in a coma."Peter-"Are we such bad company that you'd rather hide out in here reading that old thing?

I cried today. I wasn't sad. You showed me beauty that I had only seen in books and dreams. I now see it in you.

I'm searching for a real love.

Modern Chess is too much concerned with things like Pawn structure. Forget it, Checkmate ends the game

I've never had a problem with the old truism about dancing to architecture. I think you can dance to architecture. There's some pretty funky architecture to dance to.

If you don't think there is magic in writing, you probably won't write anything magical.

My best writing has always been in journals.