Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

Write what you want to write and would like to read, not for any invisible audience. Your readers will find you.

When someone is delusional, he or she can do anything to justify his or her beliefs.

If you don't look before the dusk and beyond the dawn, you won't be able to see the sun. (Soar)

Tea is certainly as much of a social drink as coffee, and more domestic, for the reason that the teacup hours are the family hours.

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

...the pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal to eat my models.

There are only two kinds of managers. Winning managers and ex-managers.

I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.

Having to call your customer service department is like falling off a six story building.

Dancing was a big part of my life, but I would never consider myself a dancer. I adore singing, and music has always been a huge part of my life, but I also enjoy acting.