If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

Reality is based on, and controlled by, our thoughts.

For the kindest of them was as far out of touch, as unreachable, as the crudest.

Google is about information and computers and making things really fast. Facebook is about the sharing and connections. These missions give these companies direction and motivation.

All those words of praise they use for novels - spare, economical. Why should I shell out £17 for economical?

When you long you can not achieve anything when you repeatedly have to lose all that you had hoped, you gradually become still.

Imagination is so much harder to face than reality.

Love is giving, marriage is buying and selling. You can't put love into a contract.

Revolution used to be cool, but now it's out of fashion.

Golf will grow so long as it’s fun.

Here an attempt is made to explain suffering: the outcaste of traditional Hinduism is held to deserve his fetched fate; it is a punishment for the wrongs he did in a previous life.