The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

Many creative minds, just like many light bulbs, lit up simultaneously, could lead to brainstorming and breakthrough innovation.

CS Lewis may make difficult questions accessible. I don't think he makes answers 'easy. – Debra Winger

Unconditional love in any form is the greatest gift life can ever give you.

I got into the whole Ayurvedic thing. It was really cool.

I live right under the Hollywood sign, so that every day when I drive home I'm reminded of why I'm here.

I will not waste time on second thoughts. My life will not be an apology. It will be a statement.

When someone says something in an interview, the beauty of Twitter is that it's a platform for instantaneous response.

What are friends? Friends are people you think are your friends but they really your enemies, with secret identities.

My suspicious nature is that there's something that [ Reverend ] Galamison, about Galamison that must have some good in it or some right in it.

Give me a man who steals a little and I can make money