Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I am carnivorous.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

Who but my mother held those small pieces of my childhood? Where would they go when she was gone?

May God’s grace abound to you for every good work.

What a tremendous power one needs to become his own master!

If you look at the footballers, you look at our celebrity culture, we seem to be saying, 'This is the way you want to be'. We seem to be a society that celebrates all the wrong people.

One is more admired for claiming to do good than for proving to be right.

Liver is my number one most hated food. Oh, God, I get sick talking about it!

Don't let anybody tell you that raising the minimum wage will kill jobs.

We must curb ourfury, and allow sadness to diminish, and speak our stories with coolness and deliberation.

We thought that whatever we wanted to do was right and good, simply because we were Americans, and we would succeed at it because we were Americans.

Usually I'm right, by the way - so never mind all the other.