If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

I'm terrified of marriage. I'm terrified of not doing something so important and at the same time I think you shouldn't rush into these things.

Love is the ultimate salvation of the soul.

The P's of life: Positive, Passionate and Persistent life.

A positive attitude feels a heck of a lot better than a negative one.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you don't have a teacher you can't have a disciple.

My goal is really to continue to make music.

Long about knee-deep in June, 'Bout the time strewberries melts On the vine.

I'm always suffering from a labor shortage.

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.

I want to tell her how much she's become the center of my being. But I can't. The words won't come.