Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home!

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Have a GOAL to keep the following 5-‘H’ OUT of your lifeH – HarassH – HamperH – HurtH – HarmH – HinderTo Ensure H=Happiness Prevails forever!

The city glitters past us with its sharp edges, reminding us of how tiny, how weak, how totally unimportant we are.

All mothers breed dead children.

Patriotism was a living fire of unquestioned belief and purpose.

Even the most casual events are connected to God's purpose for His people from all eternity.

If it was woman who put man out of Paradise, it is still woman, and woman only, who can lead him back.

The driving force of a nation lies in its spiritual purpose, made effective by free, tolerant but unremitting national will.

It is man who, through his thoughts and actions, creates turmoil and disintegration in the natural, harmonious unity of the world.

I am on Facebook, but mainly as a way to spy on my children. I find out more about them from their Facebook pages than from what they tell me.

I will never hurt a girl, I respect them too much