With Epcot Center, the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Live to avoid all the numerous field mines of life.

Great men have been characterized by the greatness of their mistakes as well as by the greatness of their achievements.

Every person has a revolution beating within his or her chest

I was a goth girl in high school. Perhaps the powdered white face and the black lipstick were not the most attractive. I felt fabulous at the time but looking back, uh, probably not the best idea.

Is the distinction between living for Christ and dying for Him so great? Is not the second the logical conclusion of the first?

If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus.

I wear a lot of boyish stuff, but I prefer to throw a fur coat on top just for the hell of it.

There is in the soul a something in which God dwells, and there is in the soul a something in which the soul dwells in God.

Make your top managers rich and they will make you rich.

One of the signs that you may not grasp the unique, radical nature of the gospel is that you are certain that you do.