Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I don't say she will but she can.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Remember to honor the hand which reached out for you when you needed it, by being that hand to someone else who is struggling.

Stand at the crossroads if you will, but if you'll not choose, I'll move on without you

It is the conquest of this fear that adds half the charm to climbing.

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.

...the Federal Reserve has the capacity to operate in domestic money markets to maintain interest rates at a level consistent with our economic goals

Picture God nudging you and me awake before dawn because He can hardly wait to be with us.

You'll never come second by putting God first.

The police belongs to the people and the people belong to the police.

With relationship comes access, and with intimacy comes influence.