Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.

She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us..the worst part is we can't say who is who

She reads a lot of books. Good things, books.

You stand for what is right, without the expectation of gratitude or reward.

If you are not taking the time to set your own goals, chances are pretty high someone else is doing it for you. So don't be surprised someday when you end up someplace you never hoped to be.

Being a chef would be too much hard work.

In a year's time, he's a year older.

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

If I'm so fortunate to be chosen, I think I'll do very well. I will do everything in my power to beat Hillary Clinton, I promise you.

A lot of people come to America all the time for economic opportunities. This country is this huge work farm and you can make a lot of money here.

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or a start of a new kind of development. [You have the responsibility to decide if you will see it as a bad setback or good start!]

A friend cannot be owned That is plain to see Friendships must be shared, Just like our friend, Ruby