The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us..the worst part is we can't say who is who

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.

She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

You can't be afraid of stepping on toes if you want to go dancing.

As long as I have health and strength, I will gladly work all my days.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

I guess I'm getting older. I hate to say it, but I guess I am.

Pawn endings are to Chess what putting is to golf

I tend to ... if I decide to do a job, want to be able to trust my director...

We set the treatment of bodies so high above the treatment of souls, that the physician occupies a higher place in society than the school-master.

You can't say that religion or irreligion will give us a particular answer to the nuclear dilemma.

I like bands for a long time, even when they're not trendy anymore. I still like Arcade Fire. I've always liked Stevie Wonder.

FGM breaches all human rights and has no place in any 21st century society.