Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Thankfulness is the quickest path to joy.

Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.

Love isn't really all that terrifying once you let go of your doubts.

Sometimes I look at my own movies

My dream is to save them from nature.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

The Red Army and Navy and the whole Soviet people must fight for every inch of Soviet soil, fight to the last drop of blood for our towns and villages...onward, to victory!

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Some things don't last forever, but some things do.

Music is the only thing in the world that can block out madness, and can be consumed in the sadness, for it helps the soul survive even if only for a short time.