Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

You ought to pray, read and mediate on word of God. These acts lead to the greatest spiritual awaken.

Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.

How quickly a moment sinks into the past.

Information is the hardest currency.

I know imitation is the highest form of flattery, but stealing one's identity is totally different.

I don't believe the writer should know too much where he's going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprint—old man propaganda.

What is ... important is that we - number one: Learn to live with each other. Number two: try to bring out the best in each other.

I look at being older and gaining wisdom. I've learned to stay fit and healthy. I accept my body, my life, and my circumstances.

You cannot light up all the caves. Behave like a sun! Send your light unto everything! It remains up to them to let the light inside their darkness!

Whether I go to English-speaking countries or non-English-speaking countries I can just modulate to what works for them.