Why had my life suddenly become a Nancy Drew mystery from hell?

No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.

face touchage" "lame-sauce" "Sulky McSulkerton

He ran his thumb over my lower lip, sending a flurry of sparks through me. "Good-bye, Sophie." -Cal

Jenna slipped in wearing an outfit that I can only describe as Hello Kitty Goes Goth.

I wish we could go to the mo

Cryptic Dad is cryptic, ' I muttered ... We'd hung out all day today. Was there no time in there he could have said, 'Oh, hey, meet me at the magical bookcase at the butt-crack of dawn tomorrow, cool?

Love ignites spiritual fire in the soul.

Human beings are pattern-seeking animals. It's part of our DNA. That's why conspiracy theories and gods are so popular: we always look for the wider, bigger explanations for things.

You have to understand, having a good time is not my idea of having a good time.

I wonder why it is that we so often imprison ourselves in the opinions of other people. There can be no punishment worse than conspiring in our own diminishment.

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

Simplicity is the outcome of technical subtlety; it is the goal, not the starting point.

The excitement of vitamins, nutrition and metabolism permeated the environment.

What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period.

The best films in the world, you've got to beg and plead and try your best to get.

If you're going to live in the house make it your goal to just pay off your mortgage.