Who needs enemies when you've got Republican Surrenderists for Obamacare waiting in the wings?

What our country deserves from everyone who enjoys its fruits and freedoms is a little more gratitude - and a lot less greed.

Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.

Liberals see racism where it doesn't exist, fabricate it when they can't find it and ignore it within their own ranks.

Silence is complicity. Speak now or surrender your ground.

Minority conservatives hold a special place of gutter contempt in the minds of unhinged liberals, who can never accept the radical concept of a person of color rejecting identity politics.

Since when did the American Dream become the American Guarantee?

We knew Chris Matthews had no shame. Now we also know the king of TV ghouls has no souls

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease.

Birds of a lawless, bigoted feather bully together.

It's time for ordinary Americans to come out of the shadows and remind Washington every day in words and actions that we are a sovereign nation, not a sanctuary nation.

He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.

Let's do everything that we can, and let the good Lord do everything else that we can't.

When I was your age...I wish I'd known that I already had everything I needed within myself to be happy, instead of looking for happiness at beauty counters.

All due respect to the Resurrection, but two-becoming-one might be the greatest miracle ever.

Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!

In blissful dream, in silent night, There came to me, with magic might, With magic might, my own sweet love, Into my little room above.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

I'm the luckiest guy in the world to be my parents' son.

I'm very open about the fact that it's nice when someone says you're pretty. Especially for someone like me.