Buffy The Vampire Slayer Quotes
He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.
Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red.
The thing about changing the world... Once you do it, the world's all different.
Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight.
Do you love me?What?Do you?I love you. I don't know if I trust you.Maybe you shouldn't do either.Maybe I'm the one who should decide!
Six a.m.!" Xander cried. "I know that's a number on my clock, but I've never actually been awake to personally witness it!
If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .
Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.
I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
To forgive is an act of compassion... It's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it.
Vampire Willow Rosenberg: "In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.
Well, at first I was thinking we could challenge them to a few rounds of Scattergories, but then I realized fighting would be way more emotionally satisfying." -Buffy
