Whether your pleasing or pissing everybody off, your doing something wrong.

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

My brothers are my backbone. My parents are my oxygen. I can't live without them.

I spent a majority of my life in Kansas City, so I am a Chiefs and Royals guy. I used to work for the Royals for like five years in the suites department and in the stadium club restaurant.

Enjoy the experience, don't just experience the experience

I think the future is whatever I'm willing to make it.

Alcoholism is a well documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief.

If you wanna know the truth, you make or break my day. If you wanna know the truth, I wouldn't have it any other way.

It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.

I will never shy away from embarrassing myself for a good cause

I'd always wanted to grow my hair out. And now looking back on those photos I understand why I probably shouldn't have.

I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams.

Jimmy: When you die, I dieSora: Wow, that's some serious relationship!

Before the seed there comes the thought of bloom.

Nothing can resist the will of man when he knows what is true and wills what is good.

The Waterfall Model is wrong and harmful; we must outgrow it.

A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step.

When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting their disciplinary efforts to get the guys back to routine.

I've started running three or four times a week, which prompts millions of sketch ideas.

As soon as I set foot in the parliamentary Sinai, I ceased to be in touch with the masses.

The strawberry grows underneath the nettle And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality.