Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

But an ordinary day can mark the beginning of an extraordinary journey!

In criticizing, the teacher is hoping to teach. That's all.

God had one Son without sin, but He never had a son without trial.

If what charms you is nothing but abstract principles, sit down and turn them over quietly in your mind: but never dub yourself a Philosopher.

I was always my own teacher.

The reason that angels fly is that they take themselves so lightly.

It hurts to much to be close to you, but continually pushed away.

The thing you hate about yourself tends to be the thing that everyone likes about you.

Everybody I know who goes out and plays a little softball, they break their leg.

Our bloom is gone. We are the fruit thereof.