Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently.“Just my tongue stud.”His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror.“I’m kidding, you idiot. Let’s go.

Anybody that does not value time does not value life.

The way to free your feelings is to simply feel them.

Kiss me, and you will see how important I am.

In design as in life, smart can also mean wise, kind, inspiring - and cost-effective. And that has a charm all its own.

All of us would like to believe that if we were in a bad situation someone would help us.

I think anyone who makes products has this simultaneous joy and, almost, shame looking at it. You look at it all day and all you can see is all these things you want to make better.

That boy don't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don't know the meaning of a lot of words.

You screamed.” Will said. “Is that all you did?” “I screamed a great deal.” Tatiana sounded injured.

If you find out what it is you love to do and give your whole life to it, then there is no contradiction, and in that state your being is your doing.