When you screw someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.

When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don't look down. Just fly higher so the stones won't reach you

Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

Work hard, but make time for your love, family and friends. Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on your final day

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do

Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.

I m human, I m not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.

I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.

The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.

Faith is the road, but communion with Jesus is the well from which the pilgrim drinks.

Sally's head plopped into the shallow water and rolled face up. For a while, the changing shades of pinks and oranges reflected across the surface of her dead eyes.

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe.

In many cases, the authorities can't really prove if the person is in danger or not, because they can't send a person to Afghanistan to investigate each and every case.

There is only one condition in which we can imagine managers not needing subordinates, and masters not needing slaves. This condition would be that each (inanimate) instrument could do its own work.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.

Do not put forward anything that you cannot prove by experimentation.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.