Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.

The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.

Very rarely will I say nice things about myself because that'll only lead to self-esteem, but the podcast is something I'm really proud of and I think I'm putting out a great product.

I had what can only be described as the worst voice in the history of music.

I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats.

Violence is the power of the state

Where there is poverty, there will be destruction and exploitation by the corporations and governments benefitting from destroying our rainforests and trafficking wildlife.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but an experience to be had.

Cows scream louder than carrots.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

See the bear in his own den before you judge of his conditions.

What am I? Let's just say I won't fetch a stick for you. I won't beg for treats. And, no matter how nicely you ask, I will not roll over and play dead.

A pause while my mother made high-pitched sisterly devotions of gratitude.

Why not wear a scar of Motherhood? Better than a tattoo or a mark of Honor. Let the world know what you've achieved.

These are great days.