When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

To stimulate life, leaving it free, however, to unfold itself--that is the first duty of the educator.

Your comfort zone is not that comfortable.

Before too long I was playing badly out in some bars around Memphis, but as soon as I learned a few chords I started writing my own stuff.

Lightfoot's voice is such a part of the fabric of Canada, I know it almost as well as I know my own voice.

The truth is that it is our attitude towards children that is right, and our attitude towards grown-up people that is wrong.

I don't cry. Well, you know, I think coming from an acting background that's really helped me because I more than anyone know that an actor creates a character.

I find life so shocking in general. Everything about it surprises me.

When those with ability at their job get to thinking they can't be done without, they're already on their way out.

Plain free-weight squats work better for me than anything.

I know not, Madam, that you have a right, upon moral principles, to make your readers suffer so much.