When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.

You are the biggest enemy of your own sleep.

In real friendship the judgment the genius the prudence of each party become the common property of both.

[The media] are using a national treasure - that's what the public airwaves are. And they have a responsibility to bring out the full diversity of opinion or lose their licenses.

When a performance isn't working, it's usually because the actor is trying to do something and they're not able to express their idea very well. It's a muddled expression.

You are extraordinary within your limits, but your limits are extraordinary!

I think my life dramatically shifted when I met Lucas [Goodman] and it wasn't even planned. I had a very clear vision of what I was going to do.

I really am pretty boring. There's no reason to take pictures of me.

The reason people are watching women in their mid-fifties is because a lot of those women feel great and have different, interesting stories to tell.

That's been my sort of aim in life, to never miss an opportunity.

That's history. I say history because it happened in the past.