One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.

Every guy liked to think that his demons were meaner and crazier than anybody else's.

This was all horribly wrong. This was red wine with fish. This was a man wearing a dinner jacket and brown shoes. This was as wrong as things get.

I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.

Economy does not lie in sparing money, but in spending it wisely.

It's easier to be authentic if you don't say you are authentic.

Government is the exercise of all the great qualities of the human mind.

The only album that I listen to upon recording a new one is my 'Cry' album, because sonically, I think it's my best album to date. But other than that, I've never listened to my records, ever.

For the faithful, our finest hours are sometimes during or just following our darkest hours.

The good I stand on is my truth and honesty.

Failure is an event, it is not a person.