When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

There are many secrets

A step towards love is a mile towards joy.

Ethics is the key which opens big doors to business success. However once it gets lost, the same access is locked for ever. The newly acquired access gets eclipsed with lost reliability.

Make sure your priorities line up with your values.

When a man or woman is born again by the Spirit of God they will give evidence of it in part by striving to live a holy life.

Contentment may be the most powerful Financial Principle. You can give more, avoid debt, and live better.

Artificial Intelligence is whatever hasn't been done yet.

I don't know. I had to be something, didn't I?

Minnesotans hate zeal. Zeal is right up there on the list of suspicious emotional behaviors like joy and despair. Always err on the side of blandness.

On examinations: Das Wissen ist der Tad der Forschung. Knowledge is the death of research. Nernst's motto.