When in doubt, tell the truth. That maxim I did invent, but never expected it to be applied to me. I did say, "When you are in doubt," but when I am in doubt myself I use more sagacity.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity, & stumble from defeat to defeat.

I'm a peace-maker, I can fit into a lot of situations. I'm pretty easygoing. I have a lot of patience.

Singles have a purpose that is higher than any earthly relationship. Marriage is honorable, but so is being single.

I played Othello, but I didn't sit around thinking how Laurence Olivier did it when he played it. That wouldn't do me any good.

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as you dominant aspiration.

A lofty birth or a large fortune portend merit, and cause it to be the sooner noticed.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

Discipline is doing what you hate to do, but nonetheless doing it like you love it.

I never thought a basketball shoe would be named after a woman, let alone me.

Hypocrisy is the audacity to preach integrity from a den of corruption.