When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Life is a hologram. Even the smallest moment contains eternity within it.

You can never hurt me, And you will never cause me painCause you're made of fire, And I'm the heavy rain.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

The absolute rule of the state shall be a function of the absolute liberty of each individual will.

I worked in a Chinese restaurant.

Philosophy bakes no bread

Jesus did not have a value for prayer for prayer's sake. He had a value for the intimate communion between God and man.

Barack Obama knows that America cannot be strong abroad unless we are strong at home. People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than the example of our power.

If obedience invariably leads to cruelty, disobedience is our moral duty.

I'm considered wise, and sometimes I see myself as knowing. Most of the time, I see myself as wanting to know. And I see myself as a very interested person. I've never been bored in my life.