When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.

To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

If you ever feel lazy or dull, take heart: you’re the busiest, brightest thing on the planet.

To sacrifice one's unhappiness for a good cause is something I fervently believe in.

I don't write songs about a specific, elusive thing. I write about love, and everyone knows what it is like to have your heart broken.

I guess I lost my way, there were so many roads. I was living to run, and running to live, never worried about paying or even how much I owed.

I think as an actor, it's very exciting when you have a really fully realized, complex, multifaceted character already established.

With a horror movie, you want to know where the engine of the fear is coming from. Like in comedy, you want to know what the engine that's going to make the comedy - where that's coming from.

If you are to advance, all fixed ideas must go.

Stop looking in the mirror and start looking out the window.

The best way to invest corporate profits is to give them to the employees.

Britain and the United States are, and will remain, strong and close partners on trade, security and defence.