Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.

We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.

To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

The arc of the moral universe may bend towards justice, but it doesn't bend on its own.

Removing religious symbols from public places is not neutrality. On the contrary, it sends a highly negative message - that religion is something shameful, embarrassing, or at best strictly private.

Working with Jack [Nicholson] is sort of like standing in front of the Grand Canyon.

I'm so excited by women right now, not just in America but globally. Women really are coming into their own. We're standing on the shoulders of forty years of hard and messy work.

Doing a movie about computers between 1978 and 1982? You cant get much less sexy, less active than that.

You know, I'm not terribly fast at my times tables, because that's not what I think mathematics is about.

I didn’t want or expect this. But I couldn’t resist you.

You have times when you are extremely happy, times of testing, and times of trial, but the Lord guides you through all of those growth experiences together.

A lifetime without Love is of no account Love is the Water of Life Drink it down with heart and soul!

Finally, I truly believe that each of us must find meaning in our work. The best work happens when you know that it's not just work, but something that will improve other people's lives.