When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

It's a great country: you can say whatever you like so long as it is strictly true--nobody will ever take you seriously.

Do you not hear the loud gallop of the Storm-riders and the thunderous battle horn from their Heralds, coming from the high seas? Night falls, and so will you.

The function of the bridge is to mind the gap

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it.

None of the evils which totalitarianism ... claims to remedy is worse than totalitarianism itself.

All things excellent are as difficult as they are rare.

Be fully present for five minutes every day.

In this world, the spots where the present seems to overlap the past are the most important. These are the points when one becomes aware that the direction of the world can change.

Knowing that anger makes me ugly, I smile instead. I return to myself and meditate on love.

We'll always always protect you.