When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Live like you were dying, Love because you are.

To be creative is to look Madness in the eye and challenge it to a spitting contest.

Some stuff which I do aren't some kind a cheats or this kind a of stuff it's about thinking and it's about how clever am I!

as was his way, once he acknowledged the problem, he set about finding a means to resolve it

I'm able to give a voice to the athletes around the world - use my degree for something other than the power play.

People can say what they want but it doesn't stop me from doing what I'm crazy about doing.

As humans we speak one language.

I never really like the characters I play. I only come to love them afterwards.

one reason why I like writing poetry - you can say so many things in it that are true in poetry but wouldn't be true in prose.

Activity without purpose is the drain of your life