Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

I may be lost, but I'm traveling the right way.

Let us reflect, if we wish to be brilliant. Too much improvisation empties the mind in a stupid way. Running beer gathers no froth. No haste, gentlemen.

If I had to name a driving force in my life, I would name PASSION every time

You're crazy. You're impossible.' 'I'm crazy?' He tipped my chin up and planted a quick, rough kiss on my mouth. 'And I must be crazy for putting up with it.

I'm all-American. Sexy but not intimidating. Not the kind of woman who's going to steal someone's husband.

I could be wrong about salvation. I could be wrong about a lot of things.

People find a way through just about anything.

William Blake really is important, my cornerstone. Nobody ever told me before he did that childhood was such a damned serious business.

Just because things don't work out, it doesn't mean there aren't other people you can't love. Love is too big a thing for you to go without it in life.

All through my comics career, I was always trying to reinvent the form.