I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

You're sort of forced to include this aspect of culture into your life whether it be for social reasons or business purposes.

Writing dialogue is like writing a song, which I've done.

Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you have at this moment.

One symbol of lack of democracy is to have cars parked on the sidewalk.

Everything that happens with me gets made out to be a fiasco, but I have every right to do everything I've ever done. I stand by everything I've ever said, apologies included.

If you are afraid of other people take a martial arts class. The best way to overcome fear is learn to be proficient in martial arts.

She [Serena Williams] played some great shots, but so did I, and that was the only difference.

There is more at stake here than just our lives. It is the lives around us.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Between the government which does evil and the people who accept it - there is a certain shameful solidarity.