Whats a gonzotic frenzy? Well its me in the throes of an ink splattering attempt to capture the feeling I have at that particular time.

Man's idea of God, and a God's collusion, is an essential part of the equation to wage war.

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.

There's no such thing as a mistake, really. It's just an opportunity to do something else.

Moral authority has been laid to rest, world opinion is no more than a game show and the difference between good and evil is about as relevant as changing channels.

Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out of his hate.

I get my best ideas in a thunderstorm. I have the power and majesty of nature on my side.

Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something monstrous before we die.

America is ripe for lies and lethargy. The pure mountain air is going and gone. It is a huge burden and a sadness for us all.

Suspicion and doubt lead to animosity and hatred.

I see if I can make human beings look like reptiles.

My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.

Life is a circus: you go in, bow, run around, bow again and leave.

Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.

Success is 20% skills and 80% strategy. You might know how to read, but more importantly, what's your plan to read?

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

I see myself as a classic middle market entrepreneur, and this is the role I fulfil.

Love and say it with your life.

The fact that drilling won't solve every problem is no excuse to do nothing at all.