Bam Margera Quotes

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I want to make my own movie.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

It's kinda all about image.

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.