What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

If you can put your five fingers throught it, it is a gate, if not a door.

Let tomorrow cross its own rivers.

Your smile is poetry to my soul igniting flames of old

I like to write about the solitary things people do. Humans seem to function best when they're alone.

A lot of people think that if they learn to read music they are gonna lose their feel or their groove or something. It's the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

Throughout my career I have been talked out of things I wanted to do, and when I look back, I think I should have followed my instincts.

That's like asking a cobbler if he's made too many pairs of shoes.

red plastic rain her tears stain

I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where I am.

For over a year I continued to submit mss, and have them rejected - the last few with rejection letters indicated the story was pretty good, but I was American.