Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

I am not obsessing.I am just sitting hereperforating this post-itwith a push-pin.

We live in a world of constant noise which captures our minds even when we are not aware of it

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too.

I don't have a set pattern. I take things as they come. Usually with a great amount of relish. I just lay back and wait for it to happen. And it usually does.

You never know what you'll want to write until it starts writing itself in your head.

I'm unfortunately very verbose too often.

Directing is about as visual as I get and I will leave artmaking to the rest of the family.

Nothing so completely verifies our perception of a thing as our killing of it.

Naturally, everyone is disheartened by sharp reprimands, and by the most amiable corrections as well, if they are frequent, immoderate, or given inappropriately.