Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Never give a negative thought an inch or it will take a mile.

Like all beings, I will eventually add my energy and matter and light to the fabric of the universe, a single strand in its amazing tapestry.

Some revolutions resemble restorations, at least at first glance.

Once the grammar has been learned, writing is simply talking on paper and in time learning what not to say.

My only joys therefore are that when God has given me a work to do, I have not refused it.

I call my children "My Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"!

Heaven's not beyond the clouds, it's just beyond the fear. No, heaven's not beyond the clouds, it's just for us to find it here.

Therefore one should speak at the same time of national citizenship and wider European citizenship.

I invite even the school of violence to give this peaceful non-co-operation a trial.

Knowing the steps to create living growth: that is art.