Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of Isadora Duncan came from her great, torn, bewildered, foolhardy soul.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Being efficient is the easy part. Suppressing one's ego completely for hours at a time is really hard.

The more perfect a person is on the outside, the more demons they have on the inside.

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.

You have to be willing to be a live performer, if you want to make money as an independent.

There is nothing in this world that does not have a decisive moment.

Everything has been thought of before, but the problem is to think of it again.

The Gillard government must give up its addiction to wasteful spending borrowing and taxing.

That's absurd," I said with a little laugh. "Nobody can read too much. That's like saying someone breathes too much.

Is it not the excess and greed of this and the neglect of all other things that revolutionizes this constitution too and prepares the way for the necessity of a dictatorship?

Courage comes and goes. Hold on for the next supply.