Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Why is it that the cross has become the symbol of Christianity? It is because at the cross Jesus purchased our redemptionand provided a righteousness which we could not ourselves earn.

Almost anything is edible with a dab of French mustard on it.

The easiest way to combat greed is by recognizing the value of contentment and simplicity.

The Industrial Age is not sustainable. It's not sustainable in ecological terms, and it's not sustainable in human terms.

He was the one she was doing all this for, but sometimes she missed him so much it felt like she swallowed broken glass.

Right thinking will be rewarded, wrong thinking punished.

When you arrive at your destination, pay absolutely no attention to the thing people call jetlag.

If you have got a living force and you're not using it, nature kicks you back. The blood boils just like you put it in a pot.

The beginning of mindful eating is the realization that eating meat is not about the meat-eater; it is about the animals who are tormented and killed.

I'm allergic to dogma. I thrive on riddles. Any idea I believe, I reserve the right to disbelieve as well.